Does your wallet say “Bad Mothersorrybarb”?
Oh yeah. Right by Greenpoint Ave / Roosevelt Ave. Stumbled in there a few times when i was too drunk to ride the train on my way home from the city. If you ever met an obnoxious bastard in there, it was probably me.
Have you ever been shot in the back by a prostitute? Or ridden a magical unicorn?
See now that made me chuckle.
Yeah, that’s the one in Greenpoint near the Brooklyn Navy Yards… I went there a lot, also. That one is within a very uncomfortable but short walking distance from Williamsburg, so sometimes we’d walk there.
Of course. Haven’t you? Actually it was a liger and the bullet passed through the fleshy part of the shoulder. Good thing I was heavily medicated at the time. I don’t remember the details, though.
No, but my geek card does. Also, I have been known to say “there are motherfrakking snakes in my motherfrakking nissan stanza!”
It’s only uncomfortable if you are conscious. Well, cognisant anyway.
that’s what I’ve been doing
one word: Dinsdale
remember: a murderer is only an extroverted suicide
I’ve ridden a prostitute while shooting “magical unicorn powder”. Does that count?*
(*Okay that was really distasteful even for me. I’m really proud and ashamed at the same time.)
A liger? LOL 
So who’s up for a Harold & Kumar double-feature frak party?
It really was a huge shock when you revealed that the children called you Mr. Glass, right before you got eaten by the hyperintelligent shark. :eek:
I would, except I haven’t seen Guantanamo yet.
Let’s just watch the NPH parts. He steals the show. Harold and Kumar are no Cheech and Chong.
EDIT: Changed edit to watch
Or how DBT drove a cab through Central Park and then ignited a lightsaber and said, “This party’s over.”
What hasn’t Sam Jackson been in?
Well, Harold and Kumar are intelligent people with jobs. That’s inherently less funny than Cheech and Chong. Although, after this week in Wall St., Harold probably doesn’t have that job anymore.
Or how no one understands me but my woman? (“Shut your mouth~!”)
Actually he’s in…oh that’s right you haven’t seen the new film. Spoiler spoilering, a no no.
You know, I haven’t seen that one. Is that a quote from the Ricci flick, Black Sake Moan? Is she as hot in the film as the cover of the DVD shows?
Hehe… I guess I should see Guantanamo this week.