“Hell-oh !!”
FRAK! I can’t believe I forgot again!
I first watched it in college. I think we watched it almost every day for a month. Shrubbery was also involved. 
Well Poofy, we’re about to leave the Castle Anthrax if you have the DVD around !!
“I am swore to chastity.” I said that to a chicky making moves on me at a party. She didn’t get it but my buddy spit his drink all over his date. Priceless.
I believe my first moments of puberty involved a dream about Zoot’s castle.
“Get on with it!” I said that at a meeting once. You can only do that at an I.T. meeting, though.
Here come the Knights !!!
Poofy!! Get on with it!!
My error beep? Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons: “HA-HA!”
It’s actually very demoralizing after a while… 
hey Poofy! DBT!!
OK, I’m laughing out loud in an empty room now, pssng of the cat trying to sleep.
“What, the curtains?”
huge tracts of land. I knew that was all men were after
So true.
The memory is not what it used to be…
I say stuff from this movie almost every day. I long ago stopped caring that most people had no idea what I was talking about.
shallow bastards
“One that looks nice and not too expensive” I said that at my wife’s bridal shower when my grandmother told you she bought us a house plant for our new apartment. Man I crack myself up.
this is the palest man in existence
That’s the exquisite beauty of this movie, so many quotes for any occasion.
Where’s a Holy Hand Grenade when you need one? 
Dude, between two dudes. You do the math. 
What’s that? Did I miss the spankings???
So true. 
My wife (girlfriend at the time) was trying to setup a friend with a girlfriend of hers. She starting descibing her to my friend and I just looked at him and said, “Huge tracts of land.” He got it.