Turkeys can fly in Equestria?
Is Twilight going to use her magic to cheat?
Ponies iz teh new Zardoz! I’m missing out.
Wild ones can fly here.
Nah! They’re asleep. Ponies are all mine!
“It’s the running of the ponies that causes the leaves to fall.”
Ponies are once again agents of climate change! :eek:
Wild ones rarely get trussed.
Slowing down to enjoy the scenery, during a race.
You’re doing it wrong.
This is why I don’t compete. It really brings out the worst in people. I’m the pony with 42.
Twilight is using her magic to put obstacles in the middle of the path!
Witch! Witch! :eek:
Aha!! The bees did the Bugs Bunny ?! thing.
Why do cartoon signs always have only one nail?
That’s the answer! 
Her name is Twilight Sparkle, BTW. No, really. 
The message here: If I don’t win, you cheated.
The gun is good! The Ponies are evil! 
Because they don’t need two. Or one for that matter.
Realistically, Applejack’s legs would naturally be stronger than Rainbow Dash’s, since she has no other choice than to use them.
Royalty shows up when the lesson is revealed.
Pompous.
It’s [strike]the evil queen[/strike] Princess Celestia! :eek:
Next one is one of my favorite episodes. Start at 9:30?