LotR: The Return of the King 12/13 @ 8 PM ET

Plus he’s got the dopest armor of anyone in middle earth, including his helmet

Gollum’s whispers are loud enough to hear from Mordor.

“pssst pssst FEED THE HOBBITS TO A GIANT SPIDER I WILL pssst pssst”

God that awful grin he gave Sam reminds me of my ex-girlfriend’s little nephew.

Is that…Bunny Fur??? gasp

Wait, doesn’t the King’s niece get a bedroom, or what?

The Gollum Who Stole Christmas.

That’s what I was wondering.

she’s being a good hostess. she gave it up for Legolas & Gimli

So wait, you’re telling me that Logolas and Gimli… uh… Nah, I won’t say it.

Notice how they scaled the stone up in Pippin’s hands? Cool attention to detail

they should’ve dumped Pippin down that well in Moria

This must be Eowyn’s bedroom.

Yeah, Aragorn’s. Cause he totally hit that

Jeeze they couldn’t have gotten a better actor for Aragorn. Viggo is simply awesome in this role.

“Why should we help those losers that didn’t help us?”
“Cause…you didn’t ask them?”

I hate this hesitance they added to Theoden’s character.

“Rohan must be ready for war.”

What happen in the last movie? A polite disagreement?

Yeah, seriously. Not to mention they’re in constant battle with Minas Morgul Orcs.

Why are all the hobbits gay?

Not a slight, just curious.