“Who are you?”
He is Viggo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him! 
okay, Mr B. here comes 10000–make it a good one!
Frodo is getting a contact high while fondling the ring. And why is everyone surprised when something magical happens? They live in middle earth and drink with wizards, why is a siple disappearing act surprising?
I love how Pippin goes on at length about the long line of incest in his family. :eek:
Yum. Strider!
You go boy, get your OG* on. 
Fortunately for the simple Hobbits, the dark riders easily fall for the oldest trick in the book.
Aragorn and Arwen are cousins, too.
Oh, you know he’s gonna drag it out!
I think Mr. B is talking his time to savor the moment and write a REALLY great post. 
Or find a gutter picture for the record books
Did you know, like other rodents, hobbits can eat 50 times their weight in food a day?
and nice GBII ref
I would have thought that he would have spent some time preparing for this moment.
Which is why we should watch out for the gerbils. (and Bunnies)
And what’s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Anya knew EVIL when she saw it!
So are we all just sitting here with baited breath waiting for Badger?
The mud baths at this spa really do wonders for your skin.
I’ve got 11 more post to go to get to OG status. I’m not waiting. Bager will get here when he is good and ready.