But an OG knows the quickest route to the gutter.
Like you said DaVinci…
Can I get some Elvin lubricant for the long, hard journey ahead. 
No judgment.
I snickered
“…all your fathers, since the days of L.L. Bean” 
Sean Bean, whut?
That blonde chick is hot.
The one with the really cool bow?
It’s hobbit guy-love!
No, the one that wants to get her hands on Frodo’s precious. 
Yeah, and the big Vulcan ears!
It’s a *ick in a cloak.
You Egyptian Pharoes, look at these statues and eat you heart out! (Offer not applicable to mayan kings.)
When Moon Magic and I built our “stable”, she insisted the only way Orlando Bloom be allowed in was if he brought that wig.
Do you find him attractive? I just can’t see it. He’s too androgynous.
He’s androgynous enough for both of us
Is it me or does Boromir sound like a child molester. :eek:
Sometimes. In that blonde wig, yes.
Your war paint is no match for my steel. 