That worked well.
Hot Tub Time Machine.
Oh yes. Must see. 
He let him talk first. It was already too late.
Hot. Tube. Time. Machine.
Millions of scripts in Hollywood. Did them just rip up a bunch and then paste them back together for that movie. I’m not saying that’s bad. Just weird and interesting.
Stupid cryptic temple ninjas
The jogger in the Wendy’s commercial ran like the liquid Terminator.
The Oscars is an action movie. Hrm.
“They say you are Evil Incarnate.”
Smokey rolls eyes. giggle
I get that alot.
Poor Sayid.
He’s a message boy in this.
Incidentally I believe that’s a Roman Gladius that he stabbed Locke with. Don’t know if that’s significant or not.
Wasn’t cryptic at all. Very literal, in fact. Sayid just can’t follow directions.
“What if I could tell you, you could have anything you wanted?”
I know the answer to that. Go frak yourself. Always too large a price.
“I can’t be with you…because I don’t deserve you.”
Fool.
Sorry, “stupid cryptic temple ninjas” sounded better than “stupid literal temple ninjas.”
Hmmm, go with Smokey or die?
Cake or Death?
It puts the lotion… never mind.
Yeah, Claire’s broken but good.
“Kite?” 
It does this when it’s told.
Thanx Kate.
Now you just got two people killed. Jin and you.
Or else it gets the hose again.