Never hit anyone bad ones.
Who’s the President of the United States?
Alright, dude, we’re from the future… Sorry.
He should have listen better in history class.
mmm, circular time… 
John is saving himself nad then he is gonna kill himself!!!
Circular logic. Tell me something I know you told me.
Holy craaaaap on toast! John tells Richard what to tell John?
This is when you get the aspirin.
I cant wait for Wipeout!!!
I love this John…
I love confident, all-knowing Locke. It’s been too long.
I love that not even Richard knows what the hell is going on…
Sayid = Deux Ex Machina!!!
Sayid!!! Oh craaaap, I thought Kate was dead for a sec there!
asd sfd lahf;o fd /lk fkj a!
That’s about how coherent I am right now!
Actually, I like confused insecure Ben a lot more! 
He does have a habit of popping up when he is needed.
To-may-to, tom-ah-toe… 
Ta-Mo-Toe…
Hello Mo-Toe!