Logan's Run 10/1 @ 10 PM ET

And they jump into the water and drown after shattering their legs

“Outside. Exposed.”

That’s what she said. Yeah, baby!!

See All that to get a little tail.

They have to hold iPhone the right way first…

“Forrest! Forrest!!!”

Washington Monument always reminds me of that scene.

Sad. I know.

“Logan, look!”
“Water!”

Um, there was frakkin’ waterfall right behind you when you left the ice cave.

Ouch. Sides hurting. Too much laughter.

Oh no! There’s an ape on the throne!!

I hope the last line of the movie is Logan saying,

“So, can we have sex now?”

“That must be the look of being old.”

Lincoln tear

This would be a great time to splice in Planet of the Apes

Hey. We are wet. Again. Let’s find an ice cave.

So no one under the age of 30 can grow a beard.

“You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”

I’m over 30 and can’t grow a beard.

I could grow one by 18 and good stubble by 16

Heh. Hive mind.

I’m the opposite. I had a full beard at 15.

Same. My mom says I’m as hairy as a bear though. ):

So cats inherited the earth