Too late for that, dude. A lifetime of philosophy does far more damage than any woman could. 
I am so uncomfortable. It turns out that I have 15+ bug bites mid-torso that itch like frak and are just in a weird place. I find myself touching my stomach to scratch them unconsciously, which rarely happens when I have bites on my arms and legs. Ugh. cortizone to the rescue… sort of.
You need to get some After Bite. It’s in a stick dispenser and liquid. Smells like sulfur but works faster and longer than cortizone.
That’s what this thread is here for.
Bugs. I hate 'em, but unfortunately, they love me. I feel for you.
I did really bad on my test on Monday, mediocre on my test this morning, and I have two more tests tomorrow. I’m probably going to pull an all-nighter. This week sucks.
I live in Florida so you know I hate bugs.
You need to take my classes. I don’t believe in tests. Just papers. And since I don’t have a T.A. I only give about four of those a semester.
Do you feel any better today?
Guys! It happened! I am 90% sure I am over her!
90% sure but how do you really feel?
No idea 
I just use whatever we have on hand… grad budget and al
+/-. terrible when I got up, mostly OK all day, terrible as I was getting home, better now. I think I just need to concentrate on other stuff… thanks for asking
There is Benadryl spray. I use it because I get bad reactions to bug bites. I can not take a Benadyil pill unless I want to sleep. It really helps stop your body reacting to the bites. It works best before you get real itchy, but it is much better than many products.
I have pinkeye. It’s gross and annoying and I’m not going to be able to go to a nature park with my Little Sister tomorrow for fear of infecting her.
I’m not even entirely sure how I got it. My money is on absentmindedly rubbing my eye while wearing soiled gloves at work, since that’s how I got a chemical burn around my eye a few months back.
Debate starts back this weekend…
there goes the weekends for a month and a half. yay for no soical life because im jetting/debating around in New England!
I understand that. Money’s tight for everyone right now. After Bite is a pretty cheap remedy…that’s why I have experience with it. 
Boss is driving me crazy just trying to not punch her. Breath boomer just breath getting fired and in jail is not smart.
On the way home I saw a cab driver and pedestrian get into it. The cab driver had a Snapple bottle and the pedestrian had a bag of groceries. My money was on the pedestrian.
So the cab driver held the bottle up and the pedestrian kept egging him on, “Come on. Come on!! Hit me!!” They were yelling in each other’s face. Finally, the pedestrian swung the bag and landed a blow. The cab driver hit the gas. The pedestrian chased the cab. He kicked, punched, and swatted the cab.
All the while I continued to walk, minding my own business. The cab and pedestrian ran off into the sunset.
Ah, I love a happy ending.
Whatever you took to get to that point…can I get some?
gaf