They have an interest in history, obviously.
Which is why we caused the recession, of course.
So now they have to spend time with their families instead of church? Ooh, tough choice.
Sex or prayer? Which reminds me, I got walked in on in a chapel once. I had picked up a girl at the adjacent student party. Long story.
How’d you get them out in the first place?
When they were still alive maybe?
DBT, do you watch Doctor Who?
I didn’t see any thermites.
Don’t answer. It’s a trap.
Well, it’s more so that European labor unions pwns American labor unions. They have a much better deal. Besides, American morality regarding “work ethic” is largely based on Puritanical code… the whole taking one for the team and making sacrifices and all that. Phooey.
I’d probably go to church rather than spend Sundays with my family every week.
I suppose if I’m already IN Europe and I want some European corpse, I wouldn’t have to smuggle anything in. You know what they say… buy local, eat local.
Or an interest in whores.
Which is why we caused the recession, of course.
Obviously. That fruit’s not gonna pick itself, you know. 
Sex or prayer?
So when you say “spend time” with your family, you mean have sex with them? :eek:
Which reminds me, I got walked in on in a chapel once. I had picked up a girl at the adjacent student party. Long story.
I can’t see how it wouldn’t be… :rolleyes:
When they were still alive maybe?
Austrian aristocracy have been in short supply lately, living or dead.
That’s because they live inside the walls, silly. 
Not so much lately. I’ve seen the first seen 1 year of Christopher Ecclestone and 1 year of David Tennant.
Oh, crap. Too late. I just walked right into yet another trap. I do this a lot.
Hush, you!
Damn Puritans. 400 years, and they’re still screwing us. :mad:
I’d probably go to church rather than spend Sundays with my family every week.
Yeah, I’d rather work. Which I will be.
I suppose if I’m already IN Europe and I want some European corpse, I wouldn’t have to smuggle anything in. You know what they say… buy local, eat local.
A new spin on “Going Green”.
Or, as they say, what happens in Austrians countesses, stays in Austrian countesses.
Can’t blame them.
Obviously. That fruit’s not gonna pick itself, you know.
A young blonde fruit?
So when you say “spend time” with your family, you mean have sex with them? :eek:
Have you SEEN my sister?
Austrian aristocracy have been in short supply lately, living or dead.
Oh, they’re still around. They just don’t rule anymore.
The main bad guy in this movie played Davros, the creator of the Daleks.
No trap, really. Or at least it’s one that’s so complex that the ramifications of this one decision won’t make themselves felt for quite some time. mhuhahahaha.
So, THAT’S how it is in your family…
Austrian aristocracy, thin on the ground. Thin in the air. Just generally pretty trim.
Ouch.
A young blonde fruit?
Sure, why not? :rolleyes:
Have you SEEN my sister?
That’s icky, even for you. :eek:
Oh, they’re still around. They just don’t rule anymore.
Not very aristocratic then, if you ask me.
Oh, that’s cool!
A butterfly effect trap! Well played, my friend.
If that guy had fallen that far onto solid rock, they would have needed a spatula to turn him over.
And hey! It’s Doctor Zarkov from Flash Gordon!
Aristocratic in the original sense of the word - no, they aren’t. But they’re noblemen still. And noblewomen. Noblepeople. Noblefolk. Whatever.
I fear we have reached a new low.
You ain’t seen nothing yet.
Operation Rescue The Young Slutty Blonde Iceskater. That’s a cause I can get behind.
Speaking of having sex with siblings…
And that’s saying a lot here.