I think Mary is one of those classic beauties Chuck and Sean were talking about.
I’ll second that comment.
Isn’t that why they color-code the players?
I guess her folks weren’t Chris Rock fans. 
“Keep her off the pole!”
OK, I promised I’d behave, but the “Welcome Wagon”? WTF?
How is a hundred spotlights in your face supposed to be an open gesture of welcome?
Look at the high tech cell phones they are using!
When you look like that it would be unpatriotic not to work da pole. IYKWIM 
Chris is short-sighted. Strippers make good money, as long as they invest it probably to last them after their prime is over.
They tried airlifting John Williams and an orchestra but ran out of time.
Only if there’s an American flag on it.
THey then had to get Danny Elfman…
What do you mean “How does he do that”, he’s David!
You mean they don’t keep them on standby on the roof of the White House for just such eventualities? 
Boom time coming…
Something tells me that wasn’t “the response” they were hoping for…
The humidity was warping the violas.
You think a race that travels 100-1000 light years would have thought about how they were going to communicate before coming. We think we need to flash lights at them? I would be insulted and blow you up too. 
There’s our Mary, fleeing an alien invasion and destined to die before the end of the show. Hey…
I know, de javu all over again…
Why do they even have humidors if they’re not going to use them?
Ah, outrunning explosions. Supersonic stripper. And her little dog, too!