At least they should have the option.
“I love France so much that I would not part with a village of her.”
Ah, there’s your love story.
OMGs!! You totally right! Hmmm… which of my daughters will I marry off on you. I must think on this plan…
And thus the French and the English were friends and strong allies forever after. 
“We are the makers of manners, Kate.”
That line never gets old to me.
** snort ***
Let me know how you decide. Do you need a mailing address? 
Of course. If you liked girls, would you prefer blonde or brown hair? Any other color options will require hair dye and will cost you extra.
The End.
Well, again, thanks for joining me Badger. Another St Crispins celebrated with style. 
Good night.
Wait. Your daughters are girls? Both of them? :eek:
Deal’s off. Prepare for war! :mad:
May choirs of angels give thee rest.
Te he he. Good night.