Those who do not learn the lessons of history…
You got some red on you.
Dang, you beat me.
I had a cop in my yard one day, with vest, gun drawn and all. I have no idea what was going on. They were watching a house down the block from me. It was weird. We were walking out of the house, the whole family, and he just goes, “Keep walking. Don’t mind me.” I saw his badge and just kept going about my business. Got in the car and drove away.
Just another walk in the park.
Elevator music was the only thing missing.
Sniff, sniff, hooray!
Finally, my clothing can smell like my dishes.
If only they made shampoo and mouthwash, too. 
I see what you did there. Keep your fantasies on that side of the field.
Great. Now when and if I ever fly in a fighter jet I’m just gonna hear ‘Playing with the Boys’ by Kenny Loggins. And shirtless Tom Cruise.
I hate you.
Um, that was a lot of blood. Maybe some medical treatment would be helpful?
I like this cop show.
I’m waiting for Internal Affairs to show up.
snicker
My mom, brother, and I were over at one of my Mom’s friends house. A friend of her sons suddenly burst into the house followed by cops. The guy sat down next to my brother and the cops started arrested him. One of the copy told my brother to get on the ground. My brother complied and the cop grabbed his wrist about to cuff and arrest him. My brother told him he was there the whole time, and the cop released him.
I dunno how close this was to the time I thought the military killed that guy and the animals in Close Encounters, but it affected my outlook on cops.
Shouldn’t one them be looking at the road?
“People will tell you anything in view of fear of Death.”
Is that why it’s not admissible in court?
Wow! Did you ever get an explanation?
“You just put a blip in the Matrix.”
That was green, those were blue.
Those are nice monitors.
I was young. I remember lots of shouting and yelling.
His name is Toast.
giggle
Um, when I was college, I was watching TV while lying on the floor. At some point I had fallen asleep and then was awakened by someone shaking my leg. I looked up, and four burly firemen were looking down at me. And unlike the obvious gay porn setup, apparently there was a gas leak in the building, and they thot I had passed out from the fumes. Didn’t even get mouth-to-mouth out of it. 
Sorry, I had no cop at my house story and just wanted to join in the fun. 
I bet. Never had the cops wrongly accuse me. I stress wrongly.