Happy Town 1x01 In This Home on Ice

“…alive with the aroma of fresh, baking bread.”

Somehow, I imagine something unholy is happening with that bakery.

Mr. Friendly! :slight_smile:

“Tell Mommy I had to leave because my daddy is meaner than your daddy.”

Aw, isn’t that just adorable? :o

“Remember to never forget”

What if you forget? :rolleyes:

Sheriff knows more than he’s telling.

Of course, the sheriff always knows more than he’s telling.

And that guy has a skull with a view. :eek:

Just saw Sam Neill on Daybreakers. Not difficult to see him as an evil town patriarch. :slight_smile:

“We think he was murdered.”

No, I’m sure he spiked a hole through his own head. :rolleyes:

Tommy doesn’t seem too bright.

Of course, when you look like that, you really don’t need to be, now do you? :rolleyes:

“And at what point did Chloë contact you?”

“Did you realized that the light in her mouth was the light of the silvery moon?”

Significant. Without doubt.

“…eternally dashing.”

…like a vampire? :eek:

“Since I’ve moved here, the back of my balls would test high for baking flour.” :smiley:

The new girl, surrounded by the town’s old biddies.

I bet they’re witches. :eek:

“Your wedding band?”

A witch! A witch! :eek:

“Most people die just like Grammy Alice.”

Slumped over a rocking chair and partially eaten by 26 cats? :stuck_out_tongue:

Gee, if only he was locked in a room with a door with a large window. :eek:

See, Tommy ain’t so bright. :stuck_out_tongue: