Happy happy birthday!
Maligayang Bati!
When I was drunk and she was frakkin everybody?
Ahem, anyway…
Happy Frakkin Berfday, Topgun!
Happy belated birthday, Topgun!
I hear the pantsless party was a hoot!
This is late, but…
Hope you had a very happy birthday, and may you have many more!
Have a wicked-awesome birthday. Sorry it’s late; I’ve been mouring Dee.
Thank you, everyone, for my birthday wishes! 
I enjoyed the artwork, the photos, and the really cool bumpersticker (TY Uchiha!).
Aset, however…as soon as I can find my walker, I’m coming for ya!! 
Thanks again all! You all rock!
Happy Birthday, you old fart.
I already wished you happy Birthday at 12:00 am on your birthday. So don’t you dare frakking say I was late:
LOL! And here I was thinking you were mad at me for snowplowing in the end of your driveway every 4 hours for the past two weeks.
I can only imagine that your midnite well-wishings came and went in about 1/10th of a second! The text chat was frakking flying!
Thanks Thot!
Happy Belated Birthday Topgun
Is that a threat or a promise? Because, ya know, I can still outrun you! 
thot I’d better not be tardy in extending birthday wishes to Topgun since Sean’s admitted his willingness not only to hide a body for him, but to travel to another state to do so
have some cake
(or perhaps you’d prefer PAAAAAAAAAH?)
P.S. vote team Sean
Happy Birthday TopGun!!!
Happy Birday Broficer!
Happy Birthday! I’m sure you’ll be having a wicked fun day!
Happy birthday Topgun!!!
Happy Birthday TopGUN~! 
Happy Birthday! Late as usual again.
I wanted to get you something extra super special for your birthday, but I’m entirelly to lazy. Will cash do?
Happy Birthday! More cake…a GPS that won’t get you lost!
Happy Birthday Topgun!!!
Happy Birthday Topgun… thanks for wishing for a 2010 meetup, now we can all enjoy the rewards of ur wish