Maybe that is it.
So you and Emily are the Leaders of the Arm Porn Appreciation Association. How do I become a member. I thought I already was but just in case.
in Sean’s Sean Connery voice, “nice goat”.
Well, as Chairman, I think I can say that everyone posting in this thread are automatic lifetime members… 
Thank you.
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerey is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer’s response:…
Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan ,
It’s okay, honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.
Actual unretouched photo of Arm Porn Committee meeting…can you guess which one is Ander’s Fan?
Hey Topgun, I’ll lend a hand here. I don’t know if you realized it, but if you double click on the lower right hand corner of the web page where you got that photo, a pop-up screen lists the caption info for the photo.
I’ll cut and past it here:
Photo from APC meeting at the Yankton, Montana GWC meet-up, May 31, 1889.
Top row (left to right): Leah, Anders Fan
Middle row (left to right): Lady D, Apollymy, [COLOR=“Orange”]RonMooreHasPrettyHair, GalaxyRanger, spatterson
Bottom row (left to right): Starbuccaneer, Keara, Raemani[/COLOR]
Wow - I look like I’m really teed-off!
Well, Galaxy Ranger is right beside and slightly behind you so…
Oh, that’s right! I was mad 'cause I wanted to sit next to Poofy.
Yeah, and he’s go that “I’m not doing anything” look on his face, which can only mean big trouble. I’d feel better if we could see his hands.
Yeah, remember when I took the photo I ended up screaming at you all:
“LADIES!!! SETTLE DOWN SO I CAN TAKE THIS FRAKIN’ PICTURE!! YOU CAN’T ALL SIT NEXT TO POOFY!! WE’LL PUT HIM IN THE MIDDLE, BUT THAT’S THE BEST I CAN DO!!”.
Man, you girls were an unruly lot that day:eek:
They were in a huff because Bamber cancelled at the last minute too…his publicist said something about Jamie being “scared sh*tless” to attend.
So how did GR get in there? I thought the train didn’t run from Jersey to Montana that weekend… 
i was listening to the BBC today… did you guys hear the story about the Dutch girl who moved to Argentina to play tango music? There was another story about 2 Canadian documentary-filmakers who travelled to Iraq to do a docu-film about… (drum roll please) an Iraqi heavy metal band… not kidding…true story…
And, of course, I have the prettiest hat.
I look like I’m about to kill someone!
My hat’s better! 
Now, now. No fair changing your name to RonMooreHasPrettyHairHasPrettiestHat