You crash and burn? 
He is there we are here and it is after all just a picture with his paints on. Now what you are thinking is another matter. :eek:
ouch!!!
Wouldn’t that be fly and burn?
Wouldn’t that defeat the idiomatic double entendre? Oh, sorry this isn’t the question thread. I don’t need to talk in interrogatives.
Some times it is just safer to ask questions. That way you are correct in all of the threads. I am home now and will try to help find more arm porn for you all.
Is my fly open? :eek: Is my fly burning?
What is with all of the questions?
maybe you should see a doctor about that
They’re frantically working on a cure for him!
I asked them not to take that picture while I was weeing! :(:eek:
Why do you want to have that cured anyway? You could be a superhero!
Thot!! peeing in a corner?!?!?! aren’t you housebroken yet?
I was trying to kill a spider!!! :eek:
how very chivalrous! bet your wife is tired of having to replace the curtains
Women are inventive (even though they are the Dark Side). I bet they have washable plastic curtains by now.
There’s an expression in our house “Bugs are afraid of Daddy.”
first, ew–plastic curtains: tacky! second, they’d have to be made of something inflammable, no? plastic washes, but also melts
Wouldn’t they have to be made of something not inflammable? I’m trying to think of something… silicone?
Like most men, I don’t have a clue or a opinion about “Window Treatment”. …I just have to go with her to “Linens & Things” I gotta stand around holding a bunch of rods and fabrics 
Regardless, I now need to figure out a way to blame GR for difting a page’s worth of this thread without a single picture of arm porn. I don’t want the GWC ladies getting pissed at me!:eek: