Forget Boobs and Baltar, bring on the Arm Porn!

Honestly, I have to go with Thot on this…I dont find them that appealing.

Not in this particular photo, but I have seen evidence that that rugby team is rather delicious and tempting even to one such as myself. It might just be because I like rugby, tho.

Pike found this so arousing that he insisted I share here. Look at the guns on this . . . . guy? :cool:

Cylon AND Garfunkle would hit that! HOT!

He is not my kind of man.

It’s the eyes, isn’t it? Well, normally they are a lovely red. You just have to turn him on. Wanna give it a try?

actually, I think it’s the teeth. they shoulda dumped the contrast. makes me want to go out an buy him a case of Crest white strips

Maybe that is it.

So you and Emily are the Leaders of the Arm Porn Appreciation Association. How do I become a member. I thought I already was but just in case.

in Sean’s Sean Connery voice, “nice goat”.

Well, as Chairman, I think I can say that everyone posting in this thread are automatic lifetime members… :slight_smile:

Thank you.

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerey is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer’s response:…

Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan ,
It’s okay, honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.

Actual unretouched photo of Arm Porn Committee meeting…can you guess which one is Ander’s Fan?

Hey Topgun, I’ll lend a hand here. I don’t know if you realized it, but if you double click on the lower right hand corner of the web page where you got that photo, a pop-up screen lists the caption info for the photo.
I’ll cut and past it here:

Photo from APC meeting at the Yankton, Montana GWC meet-up, May 31, 1889.
Top row (left to right): Leah, Anders Fan
Middle row (left to right): Lady D, Apollymy, [COLOR=“Orange”]RonMooreHasPrettyHair, GalaxyRanger, spatterson
Bottom row (left to right): Starbuccaneer, Keara, Raemani[/COLOR]

Wow - I look like I’m really teed-off!

Well, Galaxy Ranger is right beside and slightly behind you so…

Oh, that’s right! I was mad 'cause I wanted to sit next to Poofy.

Yeah, and he’s go that “I’m not doing anything” look on his face, which can only mean big trouble. I’d feel better if we could see his hands.

Yeah, remember when I took the photo I ended up screaming at you all:
“LADIES!!! SETTLE DOWN SO I CAN TAKE THIS FRAKIN’ PICTURE!! YOU CAN’T ALL SIT NEXT TO POOFY!! WE’LL PUT HIM IN THE MIDDLE, BUT THAT’S THE BEST I CAN DO!!”.
Man, you girls were an unruly lot that day:eek: