Ugh! You’d have to be some sort of wizard to know what color clothes and stuff you need them to match with.
Good luck, friend, you’ve got some cold hard decisions to make.
Thanks man. It’s good to know I have people you support me during this difficult period of decision. 
I am thinking of seeing a movie tomorrow for my birthday, but there’s nothing currently playing I want to see.
I did 5 minutes of real, actual exercise and couldn’t walk for 24 hours afterward.
I’ve been on a bandwidth diet for a couple of days to avoid going over my 250 GB cap with Comcast.
My Blackberry charger cable is determined to become entangled with my laptop powerlead, my 500GB HDD allways manages to work its way to the bottom of my bag and i just had to replace another cable for my iPod Shuffle. Airport security insist on recanning the GPS and Kindle that i have in my bag through the x-ray machine and the Business Lounge is in-conviently located about 20 mins walk away from my gate. European hotels never have tea, coffee or irons in the room so everytime i buy a drink i have to fill in a damn expense report to get the money back…i got 99 first world problems but ive bitched and im done
I hate when I’m at a hotel and I come out of my room and there’s a USA Today sitting there outside my door and I’m like ‘oh great, now I gotta be responsible for a USA Today’
I accidentally clicked on iTunes now I have to wait for two minutes for it to start-up before I can close it
That’s how it starts. Keep at it. It gets better.
The Star Wars: The Old Republic servers are gonna be down for (supposedly) five hours tonight!
I set the heating to come on too early now my mouth is dry but I’m too comfortable to get a fruit smoothie from the fridge
Moonbases are now a punchline.