Firefly speak vs. Terminator speak

… you’re actually lying in a tub of goo… you ARE the battery… heheh :stuck_out_tongue:

go vote on my poll : “this-I-just gotta ask

Cylon goo or Matrix goo ? heheh

“I can NOT know that!!” – Capt. M. Reynolds, Serenity de Movie

Now, I reckon y’all been wonderin’ why I haven’t traversed over to these here parts…been wonderin’, “Where the heck is Solai? Ain’t this 'verse here exacTLy in his wheelhouse?”

You’d be right of course. Spot on even. However, in order to give this space of cortex its rightful attention I couldn’t just go off and write something quick. Had to be thotful. Had to be considered. Not to be done lightly.

So, here I am, present and accounted for. Feel free to misbehave, it has always been my aim whether or not Reavers or Alliance folk are involved.

“I can stand to hear a little more.” – Jayne Cobb, Serenity de Movie

Firefly
and its pwning in the poll too

I reckon that wasn’t a might expected with this kwong-juh duh folk.

I take that as a kindness Ai ya! (pulls out gun and shoots).

What is this fei hua? Like there’s any question which gorram one would win! And if anyone wants to take up with me about this, I reckon I just might have to show them the wrong side of my fist. Dong ma?

I just realized we missed our chance to combine Firefly-speak with Talk Like Pirate Day to create a linguistic mayhem of unprecedented hilarity. Shame, such shame…

FT: So many people picked the Firefly speak.

Terminator: Why?

FT: They talk like cowboys in space.

Terminator: Why?

FT: They curse in Chinese.

Terminator: Why?

FT: Aiya! Bizui! BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO.

Translation: Damn! Shut up! Stupid inbred stack of meat.

Well done, FT
I’ll be back.

Here’s how it is. Time for votin’ in this poll is runnin’ a might short. Poll closes tomorrow.
And, truth be told, I’m thinking Terminator speak ain’t getting a fair shake (IYKWIM).
Does that seem right to you? Me niether. So to give the Terminator a little leg up in his saddle, I’ve picked up this photo and caption from the “CAPTION THIS” thread and moved it here. What I’ve figuring is this: A good Terminator-theme pic like this will give the Terminator speak side a few votes.