lol great line
Mal naked. Is it funny? I think so. I remember my first deployment to Kosovo back in 99 when I was a young lad. Four feet of snow, and when I was taking a shower in the trailer they had set up for them—cause this was very early when troops started going in—some buddies stole my clothes and towel. I got out and walked the quarter mile back buck naked. There is even pictures… everyone thot it was funny… I didn’t. it gets even worse, but I will leave it at that.
Bridget! Monty, ye shouldn’t have shaved yer beard… I have the feeling he would’ve made a great reoccurring character.
“cold as ice and dead crazy on top of it!”
At least she knows when she’s lost.
“I shaved off my beard for you devil woman!” hahaha
Oooh, snow… so, there was shrinkage… that’s not nice 
You’re stopping at the “even worse” part? That’s just mean. 
The firefly song is beautiful, and I think, unmatched in television…
I was thinking the exact same thing! Maybe Great American Hero, but nothing else comes close.
Ok, ok, ok, gods damn it!
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I ended up having to walk by three beautiful Albanian women who were staring at said shrinkage with raised eyebrows. Embarrassing? You betcha
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My buddy that got the pictures developed…well…it was his mother that developed and saw the pictures, and she was sure to mention them when I finally met her…embarrassing!
tea!
is awesome.
Lol! Sure, you stole a man’s beard…
BTW, I haz luv fo YoSaffBridge’s necklace!
You country appreciates your sacrifice, and we appreciate your willingness to share your shame. For that, we will assume that were there not shrinkage, the women would have been staring for another reason.
finally! time check, please?
Oh. My. LOL 
Very nice. Thanks for sharing.
Seriously Mal has no right to get offended by Inara calling him a petty thief - he calls her a whore all the time.
Though I so feel her. There’s been many a time that I’ve tried to talk my way out of something with word fancy footwork.
I love the back and forth dialogue between Inara and Mal: “AND PEOPLE LOVED THEM!”
Wash! He’s great.
WHAT IS SHE DOING ON THIS SHIP!
hehehe
Time check :14 min in.
13 minutes.