Nite nite!
Bonne nuit!
I’ve never seen that. I can’t stop laughing.
knock knock Wait I gotta get that
NAACP police bag 'talos and take him away for re-education
Oh yeah. I could use a cigarette right about now…if I smoked…ever.
Say what you will about child labor, but it teaches them good values and hard work.
(Besides, those little hands can get into those little spots where machine tools can’t easily get to…)
I think I need a better TV watching chair… my back is killing me.
OMGs, I knew there was a reason I liked you. 
When asked why I prefer Nikes to other sneakers, my usual answer is “because tiny fingers make tight stitches”. 
First it’s your office chair, now it’s your TV-watching chair?
It’s a furniture uprising! :eek:
Yup… if children were not meant to work, God wouldn’t have given them so much free time.
Yeah, maybe it’s not the chairs, maybe there’s something wrong with my back.
Did a fortune teller predict that all your troubles would soon be behind you?
They’re tricky like that. 
Here’s something to try. Just to make sure. Sit on the floor.
Even easier: walk past a mirror. Are you doing the old man shuffle?
you two are incorrigible!
I dunno… I gotta go see a chiropractor, or get a massage therapy, or buy that swedish memory foam mattress… or something.
I know… we cannot be corriged!
Once, a fortune teller predicted that I’d have less money that day. Then she charged me 40 bucks.
…says the manager of the construction paper artwork sweatshop.
Or you could see an actual doctor.
I thought she was a foreman at a macaroni necklace factory.
I think I’ll stick with my original plan… self-medicating using alcohol.