It’s that blonde little twerp… without that kid snitching, they could have gone unnoticed.
“To the mudders!!”
I have to remember that for the meetup!
It’s good to see Inara be all bossy and whatnot. Bye-sucky magistrate!
She named her hamster after me. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
“the man-ape-gone-wrong thing” I think I need to use that insult more often.
To Jayne, the box-dropping man-ape gone wrong thing!
his brains are in terrible danger!
Hey, Jackass Magistrate, you know why your son is 26 and ain’t yet bedded a woman? Because you live in a frakking mudville! Every other woman on the planet is knee deep in a steam pool of muddy crap!
You guys had a riot… on account of me?
No… I can’t! Too much… hair…
My Mudder’s Milk recipe:
1 qt soy milk
1 can Guinness
1 c. chocolate soy protein powder
6 oz. vodka or 151 (or to taste wink)
River honey he’s putting the hair away now.
Doesn’t matter. It’ll still be there…waiting.
You’ve been drinking, husband…
A reall great line.
I’m glad you put a wink by that “to taste” because it would take a ongue numbing amount to make beer and soy milk taste good, I think…
Did we lose 'talos? was it the statue?
You know what makes a good drink recipe? It’s when I would gladly drink each ingredient on its own. And this certainly qualifies.
In a series with a million great lines, this one is one of my favorites. 
I’m totally using that.
That is a really terrible and inhumane punishment.
The forum’s been locking up on me and not refreshing…maybe he’s having the same problem.