Wash clients feet…HUH?
Great excuse: I have captainy things to do.
And then it’s the time for the awkward silence.
I’m sure she has many exciting talents 
Well, nobody is saying that, sir… we just pretty much giving each other significant glances and…
Do you ever … wash your client’s feet?
Inara is very upset.
And now we meet Vera!
“Six men came to kill me one time.”
I need to start every conversation like that.
Aw, Vera! Jayne’s crazy.
I would have ask what the book says about trading a wife for a gun
The days of me not taking you seriously are definitely coming to a middle.
She has a name.
So does this!
Yeah Saffron looked quite quite creepy there. I’d be scared of her.
“I wish you hundreds of fat children.” I should print that into a card… you know, for baby showers and weddings and stuff.
Mal don’t feel so bad I blubber around women with great…qualities also.
Ha! Jayne & Vera. A match made in the special hell. Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle! Bwaaaahahahaaha!
Another classic line: My days of not taking you seriously is certainly coming to a middle.
Great line 
Go play with your rain stick.
Wash, never give a past story and defend another woman to your wife.
Pause button on the ready.