“He must know how to use a sword…?”
“I’m sure he knows which end to hold.” 
River is so cool.
That there, exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used
Is it just me, or does River’s accent seem really good?
How did I avoid that?
By being fast like a freak?
It’s not you
Yeah, even Mark Sheppard was impressed!
It’s really good. It’s not an easy one to do.
I agree, as well.
I love that part and the River talking to Badger part.
How did I avoid that?
By being fast like a freak?
Oh, Mal. He thinks he’s doing well.
A+ on the diversion, Inara!
I love how River just reads Badger like a kindergarten book. “Sad little king of a sad little hill.”
Mercy is the mark of a great man.
Guess I’m just a good man.
Well, I’m alright.
Mercy is the mark of a great man
Guess I’m just a good man
Well I’m alright
Petty thief with delusions of gradndeur. She pegged Badger exactly.
Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good one. Well, I’m alright.
Somebody owes someone a drink. Wow!
You didn’t have to wound that man.
Yeah I know, it was just funny.