Inauguration Frak Party?
He was a guy in a cabin in the woods with his wife and daughter when a 888 comes looking for him. Even under thread of harm to his family, he kept lying about his job and why the 888 wants him.
Kaylee’s so cute. Shiny, A-OK 
I thot Joss said in one of the commentaries that it wasn’t for that, but I don’t remember for sure
“I’m a mean old man.”
I use that. But not cuz it’s from this.
Nobody believes me either.
Don’t you worry none… Doc fixed me up pretty… he’s nice…
I’m in.
Obama
Zoe’s quote about them (stated in the first post of this thread) is what sold me on this show. Just in case Joss wasn’t enough. 
When I first saw this, I thot Kaylee died. But it didn’t fit so I FF’d to make sure.
“I don’t think you’ve got the guts.” Tigh, anyone?
Sounds fun! I don’t wanna miss watching on TV two million people sharing 10 port-a-potties. Exciting!
We are ALL psychotic.
ffrrraaaakkkkin guts!
I believe that woman’s planning to shoot me again
oOo! Daddy’s mad!
… also, certain… umm… bullets.
I was about to quote that, too :
… just a little effort to hide it would’ve been nice.
I’d be in, but I’ll actually be teaching–or herding squirrels, as I’ve come to think of it
I was a Joss virgin while watching this. I loved the dialogue.