“Whoa! OK, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend, near four-hundred gallons of nitroglycerin!”
Next person to post gets a…lead sandwich!
Well, it doesn’t work that way, because human beings have innate hoarding and nesting instinct that counteracts it. We could have a revolution to clear the slate and reset everything back to zero. But then, we’d just start building it over again…
It’s a neverending cycle of construction followed by destruction. It’s the story of human civilization.
Aww… less fun than it looks like?
I wonder blowing up the credit card company building will actually erase debt records with that company. I mean, they must have some off-site backup, right? How many locations would you actually have to blow up before you can actually erase all of their account data?
I’m kickin’ my arss, do you mind!
Ah… flashback humor!
I don’t know, I think Tyler’s message and plan would overcome a lot of it. It spread far and wide, very quickly. It engendered fanatical loyalty, even in the face of outright contradiction of its leader. The human condition is insane; it’s only fitting that the remedy would be as well.
Oh, and how was the lead sandwich?
It’s kinda leady.
It has its moments, but not much you’d actually want if you had the choice.
Tyler was busy. Presumably, the off-site locations all have janitors, valets, cafeteria staff, night watchmen, etc., who could take care of the details. It wouldn’t be easy, but it could be done, given a large enough group of highly motivated individuals.
You fucker, what kind of sick game are you playing at, you fucke… oh, my god, your face!
OMG I think I just saw a penis. :eek::eek::eek:
Was the lead nice and lean?
But that’s not what he said, he said “To Blave”…
The urban legend is that it’s Brad Pitt’s, but all involved claim that they have no idea who’s it is.
Do you think the penis gets a mention in the credits? I mean, that’s acting, right? Kind of?
mmm, blaven lead. My favorite! It’s so perky!
Looking at how grainy and scratched up the frame is (not that that can’t be faked, of course), it looks like it’s just what they describe earlier in the movie. A frame from a porno, probably a few decades old…
I guess it’s possible that they used some kind of public domain, rights-free picture of penis. But I’d like to believe that some poor casting director had to audition people for just the right kind of a dick. And someone got his SAG card and got credited as “The Penis”.
Ever see Borat? There’s a scene where he shows a photograph of his son, which turns out to be a waistdown shot of a naked man. In that case, it happened pretty much exactly as you described. The casting director called gay porn studios until they found someone perfect for the “role”.