Why’d he run into the shack?
A converted zombie, huh?
“Promise not to eat mom, right”
Notice he didn’t say anything about Dad?
“Promise not to eat mom.”
Well not in the literal sense.
Especially with the inverted horseshoe. Bad luck. 
I’d like to, um… IYKWIM, um… nevermind.
Why didn’t fido chop off the kids head?
Wait, I’m not gonna pick out plotholes. Shut up
That was six shots, right? Did anyone else count?
Mom with the gun.
“You crazy wonderful zombie”
So all you gotta do is warm the heart of a zombie and you’re good.
Carrie-Anne gets the job done.
How? With his bare hands?
These 50s moms are hot.
That… is uncle Bob.
What a weirdo.
He got zombie strenght yo!
That is Uncle Bob.
Well, I’m sure those '50s moms, they don’t all look like Carrie Ann Moss.
“What is that damn zombie doing in my easy chair?” HA!
She a vixen. Look at her with that cold stiff. She warming a dead guy up.
I don’t think zombies are any stronger than human beings. They just have that undead endurance…
You remember the crazy neighbor with Tammy, who fixed Fido’s collar? He showed a bite mark, saying he “had a few close calls with Tammy”. In other words, not every zombie bite is fatal… it’s a curable injury?