I had a version of this message on my answering machine in college. 
I always loved the juxtaposition of this, the kids in the fine, elegant restaurant and the principal slogging in the mud peeping in windows.
Isn’t that the point?
I love the car garage guys. Star Wars theme ftw
Did you get many laughter messages?
I bet this is where ‘Home Alone’ was born.
I love the Ferrari mimicing the over head shot with the Star Wars music.
Oh come on I start posting and you guys disapear? What the frak dudes
Let me know when the greatest use of the Star Wars theme ever comes up.
Now they take dogs like that away.
Whut? We here.
This whole museum part is fitting the 80s montage me guess.
That doggy drools too much, I’d be forever following it around the house with a paper towel.
Now you is.
I was scared T_T
Museum field trip line hoppin ftw
He’s doing he’s best Clouseau.
Sadly, no. Most people didn’t get it. 
They’re rubbing the rabbit’s foot.
Love the bit with the Seurat. So sad.
See that’s what would have happened if I’d have cut and gone somewhere. My dad would show up right next to me
“He’s lickin the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands”
“Community rallies around sick youth”
Best pornstar name ever: “Donkey Shane” 
Best part of the film.
Karoke in a parade.
Only in Hollywood. Well, Chicago anyway.
Starring in ‘The Mule’
Chicago: Best Choreographed City in the World