Natural born looser. 
R.I.P.
Here lies
John Crichton
Human
Astronut
Natural Born Loser
My turn:
John’s mind is like a “steel trap.”
She has the power!
Of bat dren!
And the lady of the lake gives Excalubur to…
Sorry wrong story…
Of course, he can understand the ship because of the translator microbes, but how does the ship understand him?
They have a pretty awesome bromance…
Bah, that was in John’s head. I’ve been Shyamalan’ed.
OK, Night all, I’ll be at the Buffy frak on Wednsday and for the Farscape Frak next week.