Not that he started off all that great. But clearly not possessed of quality judgment skills. Every decision he makes just digs him that much deeper.
No, because I discovered reality not long after high school. 
What about koala, panda, and leather? 
Lol, Mike’s a schmuck.
Again with the funny-looking. These conversations are Coen brothers brilliance!!
I can’t help but think of that whenever Steve Buscemi comes up.
“Little guy, sorta funny looking” 
Oooohhh, Mike’s a wacko! How did I miss that before?
Does the father-in-law remind anyone else of Tigh?
Never…ever talk to a police officer like that.
Wow, yes.
baltar
Koalas as you know come from Australia which is entirely populated by criminals. And pandas scare me, what with their deadly kung fu skills. Leather, I have no idea what that is. For some strange reason, I get this sense I am better off not knowing.
Yep, not a nice man.
Just a bit. But in that case, Buschemi would be dead.
“He’s fleeing the interview.”
Love that.
Turns out Mike is stupid. If you’re gonna lie about the death of your fake wife, why would you pick someone in your mutual circle of friends?
Yah, send a couple cars!! There’ll be there in about an hour, if they don’t get stuck.
They’re watching soap operas. Ha!!
The frakkin AX!! Steve is not having a good day.
How did he not see that coming?
This scene reminds me of Silence of the Lambs for some reason.
Woman cop in danger probably that.
koalas aren’t bears
He’s been up 36 frakkin hours.
And now in the chipper.