Per the new annual tradition, bumping this thread.
Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss! 
You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.
I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox
Or could I?
I’ve been reading The Cat in the Hat to my little boy a lot the past few weeks.
I’m pretty sure it’s about drugs.
Nah. Sex. I mean, come on!
Would you, could you, in a boat?
Would you, could you, with a goat?
((Yeah, I know; that’s Green Eggs and Ham))
Bumped! Happy Dr Seuss Day To All !!!
[LEFT]“A person’s a person, no matter how small.”
―from Dr Seuss, Horton Hears a Viagra Commercial[/LEFT]
[LEFT]“Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France
Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance
To escape from the perilous pants eating plants
But your pants are safe, you’re a fortunate guy
You ought to be shouting how lucky am I”
― [/LEFT]Dr. Seuss[LEFT], [/LEFT][i][Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
S](http://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/1416292)ubmitted without any editing whatsoever. Dr Seuss obviously believed in la Revolucion![/i]