“I’ve… been… watching you… Come… closer… Closer…” is probably the worst pick-up line, ever.
She was good enough for Batman…
It’s rough and only confuses the film even more. It reads like someone delusional wrote it. But when you make a film that fits all the pieces it just affirms that delusion. My wife said that’s exactly how mental illness works, your mind makes everything work out and true.
How does the bully get away with a mullet?
She does nothing for me. But I think she’d be cool to have a few drinks with.
I don’t know. It would work on me.
That’s no lie. I’ve seen it action many times.
Have you seen Southland Tales? Between this one and that, Richard Kelly definitely has sort of issue with the general consensus of reality…
I’d fail English that year…too busy staring at the teacher.
You know what’s really, really creepy? The little baby sister, Daveigh Chase… this is what she looks like now. This makes me feel old. And pervy.
It’s the '80s! They were cool then. Briefly.
I have two daughters and a down payment on firearms.
It’s one thing to have a woman like that living in your neighborhood, it’s another to be the woman.
Something to think about.
Noah Wyle & Drew Barrymore… there’s a lot of big names in this.
(Actually, are they big names?)
“Sit next to a boy you think is the cutest”? WTF? What kinda teacher says that?
So have I. Personally. Ain’t kiddin’
Never seen it. I’ll check it out.
A teacher who already knows which boy is the cutest and wants to live vicariously through the new girl, obviously. 
Don’t rush. 
Good idea. If I had a daughter, I’m so getting a couple shotguns and a trunk monkey.
I totally didn’t ever think that but it makes sense now that you said it.
This crappy self-help nonsense…
argh!