Oddly enough she can play my guitar whenever she wants
HEY-O
Got pissed drunk.
Done that. Too many times.
What can’t Milla Jovovich do?
“About aliens, man!”
Had many conversations like that.
I was the only one not stoned and blew all them minds.
Had a bizarre, over-thought conspiracy theory conversation.
Done that. Many, many times.
Damn my catlike agility, I have literally never fallen over drunk. Well that I can remember anyway
“What girlfriend?”
Never did that.
It’s a little different when you know the truth. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t blow your mind. It’s just not a conspiracy theory anymore. :eek:
I always had the girlfriend join in.
I have. The German judge is always cruel to me.
Saddest part of the party…when the keg runs dry.
BTW, there is actually some evidence that George Washington and Thomas Jefferson smoked pot. There are mentions of separating male and female hemp plants in their papers, which is only necessary for cultivating buds. FYI. 
Just a refined form of tobacco, right? And Tobacco is what they were in business for.
I had a buddy who would always talk shite.
And then start a fight.
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuussy don’t start nothin there ain’t gonna be nuthin
Aww don’t cry. You took him on. You shouldn’t have sucka punched him, though.
Men do wierd things when they are drunk.
Always is. That’s when you crash another party.
Other than being smoked, tobacco and cannabis are completely unrelated.
It’s so strange how much you change in such a short time. I went from a shy kid hiding in my house to a party whore in just two years. So frakkin weird.