Is this where they all get turned into newts?
Because of my security clearance, sadly, I really don’t have any idea. I cannot WAIT for retirement! 
Yes, but they get better.
CONAN TEAR OUT THE HORN!!!
Reminds me of the Gug, a monster from Lovecraft.
And, seriously, with a name like “Dagoth”, how could these people not be expecting to unleash a Lovecraftian horror?
It’s at these moments that Conan’s Scooby Gang really falls short of the mark.
These pre-history cults don’t fair too well, do they?
Clean-up, aisle 5.
I blame the steroids.
Thank the gods the princess’ lower lip survived the carnage. Whew.
IBIMB
Movie Comparisions for $1,000: What Star Wars movie did they rip off the last scene from?
Yep. They shrank Grace Jones’ testicles to the size of raisins.:eek:
Just pace yourself. :rolleyes:
I suppose that depends on how you define fairing well. For some, being eaten by their god would be an honor. 
Ah, my friend, there is plenty of that out where you are living now.
Conan is cold, committed, and dedicated. I’ll give him that much credit.
She took all of his companions from him, offered him a kingdom, and he STILL said no. Didn’t even kiss her.
Ewok Orgy in 6? :rolleyes:
But Crom, that girl can MOOOOOVEEEEE.
I don’t recall Luke Skywalker wearing a crown upon a troubled brow. :rolleyes:
He’s an idiot.
Okay, you got me there. I was speaking of the throne room scene, though.
But didn’t Yoda wear sandals?