Couch commando? That sounds a little more dirty that remote-hog…
Ah, back in the good old days, when all cell phones had the same ringtones. 
Who the hell says “space cadet”?
And less sanitary…:eek:
Or to start a land war in Asia! =D
I know… I’m sitting on my couch, commando style, right now.
(No, I’m not.)
minor ducats at a thankless job…
Miss Geist is such a Betty!
What he needs is a major boink fest!
Inconceivable!
“…earning minor ducats in a thankless job.” 
If you think about it, it’s a sound advice… only if the Russians heeded it in the 80s and the Americans in the 90s and 2000s.
For reals. Teachers should make major ducets! Boinkfest not included.
It’s sad because it’s true.
I think we all could use a healthy boink fest.
Yeah, teachers deserve major ducks and cats!!!
Too true…
“…surfing the crimson tide and had to haul ass to the ladies’.” :eek:
Actually, she kinda is. She could be really pretty, if it’s not for that dowdy outfit.
Sound advice #3: Two permits do not equal a license.
Surfing the crimson wave. Works every time. :rolleyes: