Yeah, that’s why I always avoid driving in Manhattan if I can help it 
Never experienced LA freeways, but I’ve white-knuckled the Chicago expressways a few dozen times. shudder
It was the speed and the big-ass trucks. Freaked me out…
Well, I used to love living LA, but the freeway commute was what drove me back east eventually… it drove me crazy.
“It was like some sort of alternate universe.”
There’s enough of that going around right now. OOPS. My bad!
Let me put it terms you can understand:
“So this mask, Dread Pirate Roberts or Dread Pirate Westley?” 
Why would you even try to drive in Manhattan… But I had to drive a few times a month when I was in NY, and it was not nearly as bad as in LA.
Uh-oh…Is it the mochaccinos that are making you wanna ralph?
So, the canonical form is:
“So _A, B or C?”
Where:
A is a piece of clothing
B and C are two people of similar look, except where one is harmless and adorable and the other is fierce and scary
I got it.
All by myself~ don’t wanna be~~
“I am totally, majorly, butt-crazy in love with Josh!” 
Awww. I miss my daddy!
Butt-crazy in love? Hmm. That’s some kind of a love!
What the hell is a red caviar?
Maybe it’s like red matter …
Or a red herring?
That is my personal philosophy:
“I don’t need it any more, but far be it from me to deny anyone else.”
What ever it is, I’m sure it’s gross… NOT a caviar fan!
I guess it could be eggs from red herrings.
Hehe! That’s just as good a theory as any
Yep, that’s some kind of love alright. I never realized that was what she said before. I’m watching with the subtitles, since apparently I’m a little deaf today.
As an aside, the sinus cavity and all the various issues related to it is definitely one of the significant problems with the idea of Intelligent Design.