“He just lies around on his back all day.”
“Sounds like hard work to me.” 
Professor Plum almost forgot what WHO stood for.
Just looked her up…so much good stuff! Private Benjamin!
So many zingers in this movie.
I keep waiting for Madeline Kahn to break out in the Lili Von Shtupp singsong.
OK watching Martin Mull work off Tim Curry just makes me happy
“He had threatened to kill me in public.”
“Why would he want to kill you in public?”
Of course, everyone knows that homosexual don’t deserve security clearance.
“…and I’m a homosexual.”
Such a dated turn of phrase. I wonder how they’d handle it if they remade this movie.
45 minute police response time. I feel safer already!
Actually, that’s only true if it’s secret. If it’s public knowledge, you can’t be blackmailed.
Makes sense.
Back in the good old days, when pipes were made of lead.
Just try to bludgeon someone with PVC. Go ahead, I’ll wait. :rolleyes:
You can still get metal pipe
That slap completely missed her face.
Where’s the fun in that?
Lesley Ann Warren is still playing a version of this character
Noooooo!!! Not socialists!
“Who’d want to kill the cook?”
“Dinner wasn’t that bad.”
“Flies are where men are most vulnerable.”