That’s because you’ve already heard all the good kindergarten stories. 
OMGs! Giles is the First! :eek:
right. and the ones that involve underwear don’t usually fall on the “good” side
“You’re not coming.”
“Why? Because I used to be evil?”
“No, because you’re annoying. But that’s a good reason, too.” 
Good point. :eek:
Maybe there are some good adult Xander underoos stories. :groucho:
I smell a rat.
It ain’t easy being cheesy.
“murderous, misogynist man,” and somehow s/he implied that the biggest problem with that is “man”
That’s pretty gruesome. :eek:
Damn gub’mint. :mad:
It’s very difficult to be a misogynist woman. 
They’ve got top men working on it.
Top Men.
One of my two favorite kinds of men.
“How did you know who I was?”
“Oops.”
Definitely a rat. :mad:
Can’t we leave the gutter out of…
Whut? Who said that? I feel all dizzy…
“You think I’m evil if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don’t touch them?”
“Ass Face?” LOLOL!!!
assface, eh? nice ass
“We’re to provide you anything you need to help Ass-Face here. Those were his exact words, ma’am.”
And you said Riley had no personality.