The soul actually is in the ass, I think. 
“His physical presence has a penis!”
“I can work around it!” 
“What are gonna do, use magic to make him into a girl? Damn!”
“Now I’ve got to start all over! Hecate hates that!”
Buffy really doesn’t need the bazooka to kill a principal.
“I wouldn’t put it past her. She’s recently evil, you know.”
“Yeah? Well, so am I!”
“No guy is worth your life, ever!”
Um, how many times have you died, exactly? :rolleyes:
“You fell for a mystical ancient curse. Who hasn’t made that mistake, seven, eight times?”