“I’m not a monster.”
“Yes, you are a monster. Vampires are monsters. They make monster movies about them.”
“Well, you got me there.” 
“Angel’s lame. His hair goes straight up and he’s bloody stupid”
I adore this ep
GAY (1999-PRESENT)
LOL 
Do Hobbits come in flocks?
even if they couldn’t come up with “robot” they should have realized it wasn’t her. this is Sunnydale, after all
“why is its hair that color?”
because it’s hot, that’s why, you silly bint!
Let’s review:
[ol]
[li]You are full of love.
[/li][li]Love will lead you to your gift.
[/li][li]Death is your gift.
[/li][/ol]
Um. What?
“Guiles”
“You’re right. He is evil. But you should see him naked. I mean, really.”
and Glory suddenly needs to check to see if her skanky ass is indeed lopsided
“Bob Barker! We will bring you Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker!”
why am I not surprised to learn this is an Espenson Ep ? 
and here’s where I fell in love with Spike
I fell in love with him when he was still evil.
don’t get me wrong–I was always in lust
Are you joining me for Angel?
I think ATG is otherwise engaged tonight. 
got it up on Netflix, ready to go. just need to grab something to eat
brb