The game of Life?
I’m more of a Trivial Pursuit kinda gal 
Life sort of is a bit of a trivial pursuit, in the grand scheme of things, don’t you think?
Slayer!
run away
That was sad…
“These vamps have been here a while. They’ve nested.”
“So, you’re saying a couple of poofters?” 
my thinking exacT-ly!
Yahtzee!
living or undead: ten percent is ten percent
I love Harmony talking to Drucilla. 
You know, now that I think about it, Drusilla never dies in either series, other than becoming a vampire in the first place, of course.
I like the music, but the singer’s lips weren’t matching the words.
How many people need to die at the Bronze before their insurance company drops them?
So has the chip given Spike morals?
their deductible is a killer
Don’t complain. The ventriloquism acts usually cost extra. 
It’s like the rest of Sunnydale, the death rate is no big deal, it’s the property damage that raises rates.
I think he always had them. It just gave him a chance to exercise them.
The prologue to the series is an hour of underwriters screaming, methinks.
turning on Dru was an awesome twist
“We can love quite well, if not wisely.”
Probably one of the wisest things she ever said.