“Angel.”
“Hi. Can I come in?”
“I guess.”
“Um. I need a little more than that.” 
Angel going to the hospital would be particularly bad, what with the lack of a pulse and all.
“Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of the Beatles?”
“I have. I particularly like Helter Skelter.”
I like Riley trying to talk his way out of Buffy’s arms…
Giles getting drunk is funny!
“Ah, I am no Alfred, sir. Alfred had a job.”
“Fort Dix?” :D:D:D
Ahh, I’m no Alfred sir, you forget, Alfred has a job.
“Just because you’re better than us doesn’t mean you can act superior!”
“… Taras you’re girlfriend?”
“Bloody hell”
And the Dun-dun-dun ending.