This is the least romantic way to consensually lose one’s virginity I’ve ever seen.
How do I defuse- AHH! :eek:
How is it that these delinquent high school kids know how to rig a bomb?
The janitors are going to be real busy in the morning.
Note to self, less talking.
Instructions from the beyond?
Vending machine to the cranium! Nice work, Zeppo.
This is no time to lose one’s head.
But it may be time to get blowed to bits!
“Hmm. I got an ax in my hand, and an undead guy lying knocked out on the ground. Do I use the ax on his head? Nah… too obvious. Why don’t I use the ax to move another object which, when tipped over, may or may not land on this guy’s head, which may or may not hurt him. Hmm… tough question.”
But the soda machine falling makes it look like an accident.
Tray, you are a tough nut to crack. A tough, snarky nut. 
So, Tray, feel any better about Xander?
Or maybe not…
Oz? Want a snack?
Nah… I’m oddly full today.
And I have this weird dead flesh stuck between my teeth. No idea why, though… :eek:
Do you normally have live flesh stuck between your teeth?
okay, let’s not stray into people’s proclivities, shall we? 
Mmmm. Tastes of human. 
Kimmeh with the Izzard quote FTW!
He knowingly sent Buffy into a path that led her to kill a re-soul-ed Angel while looking at him face to face. And then when she was grief-stricken and ran away from reality, he ruthlessly blamed her for everything while dodging every responsibility for his own actions. No amount of good things he may do excuses him from the fact that he has yet to acknowlege and atone for his tragic error.
Curing AIDS & Cancer at the same time shortly after coming back from a time-travel during which he single-handedly stopped the holocaust from happening will not make me feel better about Xander, until Buffy finds out and forgives him for what he has done.
Humans taste of chicken… so babies taste of chicken… good, I’m glad you’re coming with me on that.