But not too stern… I’m tender. And gullible.
Vampire version of Dru - really crazy scary-looking.
I remember having that cordless phone. I think everyone had that exact same model.
and with the return of Kendra, bad accents seem to be the theme for the evening 
I shall talk in crazy accent for the rest of the evening to blend in.
“It’s a big rock. I don’t have a rock this big. I can’t wait to tell my friends.”
Spike is unquestionably the best wise-ass ever. Wait, no, that would be Wash.
I hate you both! Why do you always do this to me?!?!?!
sure, you say that, and I’ve no way to tell if you’re really doing it…question is: can you type in a crazy accent?
okay, Spike is the best evil wiseass ever
For some reason, Kendra looks like she’s trying real hard to jut her boobs out. It looks really uncomfortable.
Well, temporarily evil. These evil beings these days… they just can’t stick with their evilness. No work ethic. Back in my day…
Cuz we are sneaky like that.
Fine- just ignore me… I’ll just go sit in the corner and pout… 
and here’s the look they’re trying to replicate in that episode where Faith’s in that coma-thing with Angel. Too bad they couldn’t get the wig from this episode again.
sorry sweetie! too early to go to bed and nothing on. we’ll watch again next week!
<billy crystal>Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash.</billy crystal>
I know- just had to harass you both. You know I could never hate you guys!
Ignore you? Never! Make you pout? Well, maybe. I mean, you look so funny that way… it’s so hard to resist.
and play violin, and…math?
Somehow, I doubt it’s gonna look as good on me.