Life is pain. anyone who says differently is selling something
Xander and Anya I think.
I’m 17, looking at linolium make me want to have sex.
Oz is so cool
I miss Oz.
Our chief weapons is a witty charm. And a sexy body. Our two chief weapons are… crap, amongst my weaponry are…
You look spiffy.
Spiffy?
As… you… wish…
ROUS? I don’t think they exist.
Westley
What’s that do?
Hmm, tough choice. Life time of misery, or a few months of somewhat stable marriage with a beautiful warrior woman followed by being impaled on a re-bar upon landing.
vampires, gypsy curses, big smurfs who can burn the humanity outta you, and big rodents are hard to believe in 
THIS… is my BOOMSTICK!
cool, huh Tray?
Obviously, Spike and Drusilla.
Zoe FTW!
wash
um, arm
angelus
Or Angel and Darla
No shoot boomstick in space canoe. Make explosive decompression.