Don’t you know… “hooker” is the new “black”.
If the apocalypse comes beep me. 
Willow had that worried look on her face for the entire first season as well.
Wait till I get going! Now where was I?
Australia.
All correct. It’s like my own personal Buffy Help Desk!
This song is on one of my soundtrack albums
Look at you here all alone…Bitch!
Ok, I now want to kick this Evan guy’s ass. Just trying too hard to be mysterious and different. He’s pissing me off.
What does that make “black” then?
Sunnydale, as everyone knows, is entirely populated with vampires. 
Go somewhere that’s away, Cordy.
What the frak happened to Cordy’s hair? It’s like she was attacked by a runaway crimper!
Who’s Evan? Or is that part of his mystery?
I’d like to test Buffy’s last statement
well that doesn’t seem very sensible
Get out of my head!
The most alarming thing a girl could ever say on a date: “I almost feel like a girl.”
It’s good for tourism. Not a lot of repeat visitors, though.
Dare I ask which statement is that?
Oh, I meant Owen.
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