Buffy 1x04 Teacher's Pet

So he’s only familiar with your super identity?

Well, my glasses-off identity wears contacts. So, I guess it’s non-super either way.

(There’s also a distinct possibility that he just doesn’t recognize me either way.)

Well, it’s obvious Xander is having a wet dream.

He’s playing like Bill and Ted.

OMGs! You’ve gone from Buffy virgin to complete Buffy whore!!

Short range sensors detect your 10,000th post at 0.03 parsec distance!

Well, that guy was short-lived. Note to self, don’t encourage Buffy. Bad things happen to you.

i wonder if there is an OG GOD setting. Or SUPER OG

Ah, Angel! The strong silent type, definite heart-throb for the teen-aged girl.

Well, I think we’re gonna find out real soon aren’t we?
Hmm…I’ll just take a quick climb up the Jeffries Tube just to make sure the GWC engines can handle the power.

Yeah I got a proximity report on that.

I hope not.

Whoa the substitute teacher is HHHOOOOTTTT!!!

The teacher got angry when Buffy made a bug joke. Reminded me of the bug guy in Men in Black.

“I don’t want any surprises in my hotdogs”

Whoa! Willow in the gutter.

Becoming a pattern: Cordelia is a plot device. Need someone to find dead body.

I thot Lister was gonna join me.

Thot is busy checking the engines.

I dunno think they can take anymure Cap’n!

IO can join ya if your gonna do one more

What the frak? Why are the police there?

The demon no like sexy freaky lady.

Nah. I think ‘Teacher’s Pet’ is gonna be it for the night. Me need sleep. Must be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for BSG tomorrow night.

I’ve checked the engines. I canna guaratee she’ll hold when ya reach 10,000 posts!!
We just dunt hav the power, Ca’ptn.
Aaach, I need sum scotch…

Aight see ya later then. i’ll just go watch Angel then

Whoa! 180 twist of head, not sexy. She has lovely eyes, though.