Oh, I’m perfectly willing to go through with it… but it’s actually Rocco who doesn’t want to. His father is a Columbian drug lord, and Rocco is afraid that some harm will come to me.
Besides, he knows that his twin sister Conchita and I are secretly in love with one another.
(You realize I’m just making up a plot to a Telemundo daytime soap now, right? I’d sooo watch this show.)
Trust me. I understand. I’m the oldest and none of us have any kids yet. The only thing that has appeased my parents is that both my sisters are with guys who have kids from previous marriages. Thankfully, I don’t have to hear my mother whining about grandkids anymore.
Does Rocco’s dad know he’s a gay stripper?
Besides, he knows that his twin sister Conchita and I are secretly in love with one another.
Gives a whole new meaning to bizarre love triangle…
(You realize I’m just making up a plot to a Telemundo daytime soap now, right? I’d sooo watch this show.)
Sounds like just about any daytime soap, really. At least it doesn’t involve being possessed or talking dolls or witches yet…
Well, my sister has a 8 months old adorable boy now. I thought it’ll make parents more well-adjusted now, but no… they are getting more restless with “when are YOU gonna have one” thing now. They are like addicts, they’ve had a taste of one, and they are jonesing for more.
Right- the flu shot baby.
It never goes away. I still get e-mails from my mom now and then about how she’s praying for me to meet the right man blah, blah, blah. But it’s much less frequent now that my sisters’ bf’s kids are in the picture.
Yeah… he really is a beautiful kid. It wasn’t until he was born that I realized that a lot of other babies are, frankly, quite hideous in comparison. :eek:
I recently had the conversation at work about how not all babies are cute. I was told to turn in my girl-card.
Sorry, but this has to be done…
♪♫ He was a gay stripper, a one way ticket yeah! ♫♪
♪♫ It took me so long to find out, and I found out. ♫♪
Carry on. 
Donate at the local sperm bank. Now you’ve contributed to the creation of dozens of grandchildren. 
that’s another way to go
Still better than their hit single, “Eight Gays A Week.”
That’s another thing… of millions of different things that make me a commitment-phobic, near the top of the list? Divorce. I think it’s just so horrible. It’s just the kind of gut-wrenching drama I try to avoid in my life.
Wasn’t that from the same album as “Hey, Dude” and “Yestergay”?
So much better to have your unwanted wives executed.
Shot into space, made into jam, what have you…
Some song titles don’t even have to be modified at all:
“Fixing a Hole”
“Happiness is a Warm Gun”
“Honey Pie”
Alas, I don’t think I can get away with it, for I’m not a member of the Church of Psychotic Bastards.
Great, now I’m gonna be singing “Bang, Bang, Shoot, Shoot” all night!
Also, there is a song called “I Wanna Be Your Man”. I’ve never heard of it.
Sorry I missed this. It started out as a female fest and by the end DBT was married to a homosexual drug-lord stripper named Rocco. Well one things for sure DBT, you’ll live comfortably. Monetarily anyway.
I need to make a T-shirt.
Here’s your wedding song.
I think I heard a little bit of Tory-hating in this thread.
So, I’m just gonna have to confess once more, that yes, I know she’s bad, and EmilyfromOhio has smacked me down many times for saying this: but I still have da hots for her…
T.H.O.T. stands for Tory Is HOT.
Okay, so as a male member of “I Hate Tory Club”, I don’t disagree with you. I hate Tory and I hope horrible things happen to her in the next 10 episodes. But that doesn’t mean that if I happen to find Tory in bed with me, I’m gonna make her leave.